why AMERICA is so lucky slash the best

i started this list a long time ago whilst in europe and every time i was frustrated and missed america i would add to it. i didn't add to it while i was in thailand so i just now contributed what i could think of, but seriously i love america and appreciate it so much more now (even more than i already did). {i would also like to add that i haven't edited this list and am too lazy to do it at this point} after coming home i hear ignorant people talk about how they dislike america or how they want to move to another country and it drives me crazy. some people just don't know how good they have it, and frankly if you are saying statements like that i would rather you move, i'm sure canada would love to have you. and while i loved many things about all the countries i went to here are the reasons i am grateful for america: 

toilets that flush

no squatters

they have toilet paper

air conditioning

they use deodorant

they wash themselves

errrthing is cheaper

walmart

some videos and websites only work in the us (hulu!)

target

COSCO

free parking

parking

public bathrooms

wide roads

road treatments

not as many traffic cameras

bigger cars

bigger houses

bacon

thick pizza

snails/pets are friends not food

freedom

everyone wants to be us

we create our own tv shows, movies, and products that everyone else wants

cookies

milkshakes

we wait in lines

we have manners (mostly)

we acknowledge the existence of others and say excuse me

free/clean water

the government takes care of so much for us

SCREENS on the windows

french toast/pancakes/waffles are breakfast, not dessert

you can be loud and take kids to public places

southern hospitality

everyone speaks freaking english all around the world

chick fil a

{man i started this in europe a long time ago and can’t think of anything for thailand...partially because i love thailand so much}

houses

beds

cheese

potatoes

real cake

AIR CONDITIONING (oh wait, did i mention air conditioning?)

less child labor and trafficking 
HAMBURGERS! 

showers that are not connected to the same area as the toilet

western toilets that you won’t fall into if you can’t squat because you had knee surgery

buses without karaoke

buses that are not packed with a million asians

less amounts of tons and tons of ugly stray dogs

TRASH CANS (did i mention trash cans?)

wireless internet

laws

police officers that actually follow the law

bus schedules that actually make sense (kinda)

milk

real bread and pastries

and lets go with democracy and FREEDOM.